"I’m just gonna bullshit it."

my life motto for the past 20 years (via beyleesis)

(Source: narcissasmalfoy, via youarenevertrulyalone)

disney-magical:

Sure Elsa might know how to make a fierce exit

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But Kuzco knows how to make a fierce entrance 

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(via momoandmimi)

taddle:

kvothe-kingkiller:

deankeptthetrenchcoatintheimpala:

allonsy-sherlock:

popetwitter:

kaalashnikov:

squeakykins:

yzma:

putting milk in the bowl first is divorce worthy

wow excuse you maybe I like to soften the bristles first B(

who the fuck doesn’t wet their tooth brush before putting toothpaste on what the fuck

who the fuck does

i the fuck do

what the fuck man

fuck you

This is how civil wars are started

(via youarenevertrulyalone)

Anonymous said:

What state do you live in?


taur:

constant anxiety